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If Cars Were NBA Players

By Jeff W
for HOOPSADDICT.com

Published: August 15, 2007

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Have you ever seen a Chevy Trailblazer or Cavalier go by and wonder, “Are there more of those cars registered to Portland and Cleveland residents than elsewhere?” I do. (OT – It would be great to see statistics on this.) Then I realize there are other cars that remind me of basketball.

How do some of these vehicles compare to their NBA counterparts?

Chevy Trailblazer = Greg Oden, Portland
Like the down-to-earth, personable young Oden, the SUV is “smooth, comfortable and civilized.” Portland fans hope that the center is similarly capable of hauling heavy loads and negotiating rough terrain.

 

Chevy Cavalier = David Wesley, Cleveland
Compact, affordable and handles decently, but just plain falling apart.

 

Toyota Matrix = Shawn Marion, Phoenix Suns
Similarities: cool, compact SUV (like an undersized power forward?)
Difference: “the promise of faithful service” – Anyone who’s read Seven Seconds or Less would doubt that.

 

Kia Rondo = Rajon Rondo, Boston Celtics
Smaller than some in its class and a relative unknown. Big doors versus big hands?

  

Ford Edge = Chris Bosh, Toronto Raptors
(For those of you who don’t know, the Raptors website has been running a contest with the prize being a Raptorized Edge.) It was tempting to compare the Edge with TJ Ford, but Bosh fits much better. A sporty utility that needs to improve its braking power, i.e., rein in his nervous energy during the playoffs.

 

1969 Dodge Charger = David Lee, New York Knicks
The General Lee – A throwback with that ’70s styling.

 

Subaru Outback = Andrew Bogut, Milwaukee Bucks
One has an Australian name but actually hails from another country. The other is sorta reversed.

  

(For a slightly different look, see this post on The Score.)


6 Comments on "If Cars Were NBA Players"

  1. B Teezy on Wed, 15th Aug 2007 12:21 pm 

    So would Allan Houston be a beat up Ford Probe?

  2. Jeff W on Wed, 15th Aug 2007 12:31 pm 

    Hmm … sporty, “sexy,” but high maintenance/repair costs. I think that works.

  3. Kinnon Yee on Wed, 15th Aug 2007 7:05 pm 

    lol… That’s pretty funny Jeff.

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  6. goathair on Thu, 16th Aug 2007 2:43 pm 

    I actually own a large black TrailBlazer that I originally called Jerome Kersey, but was renamed Greg Oden when the Blazers got the first pick.





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